I would go down on you faster than GM stock
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
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I will be naked everywhere
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
NoShamevember. You game?
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
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His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
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