Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
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we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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