Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
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I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
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They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
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