When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
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Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
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just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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