Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
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btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
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wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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