looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
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Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
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There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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