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im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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