I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
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they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
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Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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