Already got asked if we're dating
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
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did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
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If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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