Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
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You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
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drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
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