This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
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You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
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I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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