I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
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I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
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I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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