This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
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In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
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he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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