i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
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Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
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Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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