I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
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Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
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When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I deserve this hangover.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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