I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
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I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
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I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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