butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
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Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
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She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
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I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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