you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
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ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
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he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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