You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
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I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
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I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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