Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
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Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
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those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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