its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
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if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
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Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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