I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
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The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
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We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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