He kissed a someone with a penis
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
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the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
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Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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