I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
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on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
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I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
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