people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
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Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
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Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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