I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
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Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
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dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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