That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
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she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
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I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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