Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
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i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
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great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
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