Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
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She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
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Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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