It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
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just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
40s are totally the cure
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Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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