Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
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I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
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is that a dick in a sweater?
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
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