Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
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there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
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i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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