3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
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he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
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Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
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