Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
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Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
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Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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