I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
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She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
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Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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