So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
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I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
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id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
How does one acquire holy water?
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
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