Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
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Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
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He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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