doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
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Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
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Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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