The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
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did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
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I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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