I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
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Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
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Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
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