Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
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you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
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I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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