Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
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The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
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I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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