Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
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dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
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Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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