Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
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Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
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Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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