i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
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We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
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Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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