would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
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I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
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Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
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