Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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