can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
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You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
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I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
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What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
I currently don't understand fingers.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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