I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
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Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
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Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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