Where did you get a picture of my penis
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
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Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
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Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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